From Daily Gossip:
"Analysts claim this is the largest initial public offering to be made in the U.S. history and Goldman Sachs will play a significant part in the deal. Facebook’s reps were not available for comments, but they will most likely communicate their press releases on Wednesday when the initial public offering will be enacted."
Facebook CEO to Buy NZ's South Island, Nigerian Province, and Portion of Glasgow
ReplyDeleteApril 1, 2012, Palo Alto, Calif. - Mark Zuckerberg, the newly enriched CEO of new public company Facebook is buying portions of New Zealand to promote sustainable agriculture, a province in Nigeria to purchase oil under a progressive scheme to kick-back profits to Nigerians, and a portion of recession-weary Glasgow.
"I just like Scotch, and wanted to have a place I can go with my buds for a few authentic shots."
"We welcome Facebook to New Zealand," said its Tourism Minister," and look forward to expanding sustainable agriculture and agri-tourism throughout Mr. Zuckerberg's portion of our country."